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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2011, 01:27:26 PM »
Granted, you become Icarus and get burnt by the sun.

I wish I was somehow related to Chuck Norris.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #26 on: October 05, 2011, 01:35:23 PM »
Lol^

Granted, but you become a woman.

I wish I had no hard feelings.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2011, 06:11:43 PM »
Granted  :wink: but now you are forever hooked on prescription drugs, you feel nothing, not even yourself.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2011, 02:06:17 AM »
Granted, but you become a hydra to gain it.

I wish there was no world hunger.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2011, 05:48:30 AM »
Granted.. for a while, everyone becomes cannibals  :smiley:

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2011, 01:44:11 PM »
granted but you were killed by scientists who wanted to examine your brain to see how you gained all the knowledge.

I wish there was no more sterotypes or groups(I am in HS where that is ALL you see!)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2011, 03:03:41 PM »
Granted  :sad: but everyone becomes the same, thinks the same - there are no individuals.

I wish that more females wanted to play football (rugby) naked  :icon_meditation:
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2011, 04:14:38 AM »
Granted, but they all have faces that would frighten small children.

I wish governments were more sane.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2011, 09:10:22 PM »
Granted but at the expense of the collective sanity of non-government officials. As a result, the sane government officials no longer want to "babysit" a bunch of crazies so they go somewhere else, leaving us to our own insane devices.

I wish i could stop time(and move independently of a time stop of course)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2011, 07:09:35 AM »
Granted, but you can't start it again.  You live in a truly 3 dimensional universe for all eternity.

I wish I didn't have such horrible insomnia.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2011, 07:17:48 AM »
Granted  :smiley: you will sleep for 8-9 hours a night and feel well rested for the rest of your life,
but every time you sleep a loved one dies.

I wish for complete chaos.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2011, 07:53:39 AM »
If it's one thing this life has thought me is that Absolute Chaos and Absolute Order don't exist.
Seen this Symbol for balance?


There will always be a force that restores harmony. Always.

I wish there was a decent movie on tonight.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2011, 09:48:34 AM »
Granted. You love the movie and talk about it tomorrow at LC. It turns out to be a cheesy chick flick that even women hate. And you are embarrased.  :embarrassed:

I wish I could 'jump' (just appear in any place I wish) from city to city across the globe. Like in the movie 'Jumper'.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2011, 11:49:07 AM »
granted, but you can only transport to each country once, meaning you can't transport back home. So each time you transport you have to fly/ride back like the rest of us.

I wish I become very good at photography(i am sort of interested in it)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2011, 11:27:47 AM »
Granted, but in every film you always capture scary ghosts, they want to be your friend so they follow you everywhere & you cant escape from them.

I wish there's no evil.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2012, 04:12:45 PM »
Granted, but in every film you always capture scary ghosts, they want to be your friend so they follow you everywhere & you cant escape from them.

I wish there's no evil.
lol kind of reminds me to the Thai-horror flick Shutter!

Granted, but in the afterlife Heaven becomes too crowded and the rest of the people are sent to Hell... including you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2012, 04:41:37 PM »
too easy..  :wink: Granted mortal.. but instead Himmler rises to power in Hitlers stead and now has none to hold him back and thusly conquers the allied nations except he turns a blind eye to Aussies and New Zealand because they are just way too laid back to be a real threat.  :smiley:

I wish for a blue feathered unicorn that rides a unicycle on Tuesdays and Thursdays and tries to make the best coffee in the world but fails due to a bad experience in a coffee shop AND answers to the name Thomas the Gimp and when her.. (thats right her) name is called does a little jig and falls into a state of extreme depression but then only recovers to the tunes of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton duets. .. there.. corrupt THAT.  :icon_twisted:
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2012, 05:13:31 PM »
Granted, but since Britney Spears never duets with Paris Hilton she dies. And then you discover that her real name is Rainbow Dash and all children in the world fall into extreme distress upon knowing her death.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2012, 05:37:11 PM »
 :icon_nif: there's still time for a duet.. i live in hope...  :huh:
hehehe granted but you can never return to land again UNLESS you receive a kiss from a prince who falls in love with you.  :evil:

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2012, 07:57:01 PM »
Granted, but everyone is forced to wear spandex and leg warmers and they hate you for it.

I wish someone could corrupt my wish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2012, 09:25:45 PM »
Granted: I removed a few bytes from it and now it can't be opened by winrar or any file opener ever again cause all you get is error 'wish' corrupted.

I wish I had free universal satelite TV that can be viewed from sunglasses whenever and whereever I want.   :cool:
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2012, 03:33:15 AM »
Granted, but the only the channel you can get is C-SPAN.

I wish I had a time machine.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2012, 03:46:11 AM »
Granted: You have a watch or a clock.

I wish i would be less lazy
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #48 on: January 27, 2012, 07:39:49 AM »
Granted, and you become that hyperactive kid everyone hates.

I wish I was cool B)
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #49 on: January 27, 2012, 02:22:21 PM »
ahhh.. you get a choice entomed in a block of ice or have a biological air-con unit as a conjoined twin .. meh I'd take the twin ;)

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