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Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: May 12, 2011, 07:08:23 AM »
Basically how it works is I pose a wish and you grant it, but corrupt the ending.

Example: I wish I was the smartest person on earth.
Granted, 99.999% of the human population has been exterminated.

Okay, here I go.
I wish the world was a gentler place.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 09:07:48 AM »
The world is a gentle place. Only herbivores exist. Humans never evolved. There is no people, no civilization, no LC, no you.

I wish I had $10 billion. ( the value of all currency would be the same as today)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 09:19:30 AM »
Granted. But in two days the Chinese decide to call in the debt owed them by the US. In a panic, the Fed decides to print as much as it can as fast as it can to devalue the dollar and pay back the Chinese with money that is no longer worth anything. Following a period of hyperinflation, the likes of which have not been seen since the end of WWI, in 3 weeks your $10 billion is worth 10 cents.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 11:10:57 AM »
Ok so i gave you submarine and sent you to fight against the Russians with it .

I wish i was  stupid ........

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 07:05:13 AM »
Wish granted. Your life remains exactly the same. You get depressed.

I wish I could eat, drink and smoke whatever I want all the time and it would not affect my health negatively.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 10:04:10 AM »
Wish granted .

But you cannot quench your food , drink or smoke desire forever .

I wish that this wish will not be granted !

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2011, 07:28:44 AM »
Your wish is ignored.. lol

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2011, 01:04:34 PM »
Granted, but it will end up somewhere else in three months.

 I wish there was no pop-music.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2011, 01:32:10 PM »
Lol

Granted, but all the pop stars kicks your ass.

I wish skyrunner sang some pop music lmao
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2011, 03:32:58 PM »
Granted, but then we might go deaf.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2011, 04:16:48 PM »
Granted, but then everyone watches you, gets turned on, and licks you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2011, 11:50:41 PM »
Granted, but then you would have to be destroyed and rebuild anew
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Could you deal with that?

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2011, 04:05:42 AM »
(I would love to be destroyed and recreated. I just wonder if it would hurt? Lol)

Granted, but your wish immediately suffocates you because earths atmosphere isn't compatible with your respiratory system.

I wish I had super powers.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2011, 05:52:42 AM »
You are called Duper-man, because your powers only work when superman is around. A.k.a Super-duper.
You only do remedial stuff for him, like getting him a soda or opening a gate when he's pushing something big through.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2011, 07:49:18 AM »
You are called Duper-man, because your powers only work when superman is around. A.k.a Super-duper.
You only do remedial stuff for him, like getting him a soda or opening a gate when he's pushing something big through.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2011, 09:57:03 AM »
Granted, I become dumber.

I wish the next answer to creative.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2011, 12:31:03 PM »
Granted, but it will be creatively dumb.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2011, 12:50:23 PM »
wish granted but they realize how useless/dumb we are compared to them, so they just kill all of us.

I wish my family move somewhere else!(i am tired of this place!)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2011, 12:53:23 PM »
Granted, but your moved to a parellel universe in the exact geographical location. lol


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2011, 01:01:56 PM »
wish granted, but I died from boredom.

I wish I could come on LC more often!

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2011, 01:18:11 PM »
Wish granted!! but it's time to go to bed for now lol.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2011, 04:44:11 AM »
wish granted! all except your dogs(if you have any) go to heaven! Yours went to hell! :evil:
I wish my back didn't hurt!

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2011, 07:26:00 AM »
Lmao

Granted!! But every other part of your body hurts like hell!!!  :icon_twisted:  :evil:  :grin:

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2011, 11:57:27 AM »
wish granted! so you DO have dogs! how do i corrupt that? oh I know your dogs took YOUR place at heaven and you know what that means!  :evil:

I wish I could eat some of my favorite canadian foods right now! yum! :cheesy:

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2011, 01:25:38 PM »
Granted, but you ate a few magets before you realized it..   :evil:

Lol

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