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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2011, 12:02:13 PM »
*cough*smurfyou*cough*

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Oh, that right, Shane? Guess who's female now. You. You're now what the french call a "bitch." DAHAHAHA >:D

Sky, you don't exist now. :icon_meditation:
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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2011, 12:04:29 PM »
Oh, that right, Shane? Guess who's female now. You. You're now what the french call a "bitch." DAHAHAHA >:D

Sky, you don't exist now. :icon_meditation:
you've just increased my chances of meeting someone 100% just don't stick me on that ark of yours..... :icon_sueno:
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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2011, 12:07:35 PM »
you've just increased my chances of meeting someone 100% just don't stick me on that ark of yours..... :icon_sueno:
LMAO You will board Titanic 2 along with everyone else. :grin:
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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2011, 12:10:16 PM »
knowing my luck they'll use me to plug a bloody hole..
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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2011, 12:14:47 PM »
LOLOLOLOLOL you guys xD

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #30 on: December 17, 2011, 12:53:30 PM »
*Sits there and stares at computer, grabs phone.*
"Will, It's Thomas... How soon could you build an ark?... Yeah, from the bible... Well, a small one really, To shove somewhere... No, not me. Some Demi-god who says I don't exist... Really? That soon... Okay, talk to you when it's done... *Beep.*

Just you wait, just you wait.
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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2011, 04:01:57 PM »
Okay, we have options now... Titanic 2 or this...
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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2011, 08:34:40 PM »
start creating a new food chain... starting with Guest

uh oh

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2016, 10:12:08 PM »
Interesting topic.

Where I worked we used to play a game called "If I Were Dictator . . ."

We stopped playing it because it sort of turned into the Stanford Prison Experiment.

That experience taught me that most humans are real s**tbags.

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2016, 11:32:24 AM »
If i were a God i would make a place like CareALot and Max Fleisher's "Dreamland" come true. Magical place where there's no sex, evil, and violence.
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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2016, 08:48:30 PM »
I think I'd fly around universes and meet these people.
 :icon_fsm:   :icon_vader:   /cyclops    /sky
Hey, thanks for making me laugh.

If you were God though, you'd already know those guys.  :tongue:

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2016, 05:59:07 AM »
I've actually had the whole "what if I was a god" concept as a story idea for a while. And, I think, I'd probably just wander the world, mucking about in the lives of tiny mortals, trying to keep myself entertained for my immortality by being a deus-ex-machina. I'd probably try to leave people's lives better than I found them, at least. As Shakespeare said, "All the world's a stage", and I'd most likely try to fit myself in as the director.

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2016, 06:09:44 AM »
I've actually had the whole "what if I was a god" concept as a story idea for a while. And, I think, I'd probably just wander the world, mucking about in the lives of tiny mortals, trying to keep myself entertained for my immortality by being a deus-ex-machina. I'd probably try to leave people's lives better than I found them, at least. As Shakespeare said, "All the world's a stage", and I'd most likely try to fit myself in as the director.
Hmm . . . You may be God already!  :tongue:

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2016, 06:08:03 PM »
If I were a God I would make every person on Earth wake up in the body of the person they hate most in the world, sort of like that ginger episode of South Park.

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2016, 06:27:07 PM »
If I were a God I would make every person on Earth wake up in the body of the person they hate most in the world, sort of like that ginger episode of South Park.
Why? As a lesson in humility, or just to torture them?

This is not something a true loner would wish for another loner.

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Re: \"If i were a god ........\"
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2016, 06:52:13 PM »
Why? As a lesson in humility, or just to torture then?

This is not something a true loner would wish for another loner.

Both, for some it would be hell and they will learn nothing from it, others will grow from the experience and become better people as a result.

"This is not something a true loner would wish for another loner."

I'm a God, I don't play favourites.

Post Merge: June 18, 2016, 06:54:49 PM
I'm a God
Hypothetically of course.

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Re: \"If i were a god ........\"
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2016, 06:57:20 PM »
Both, for some it would be hell and they will learn nothing from it, others will grow from the experience and become better people as a result.

"This is not something a true loner would wish for another loner."

I'm a God, I don't play favourites.

Post Merge: June 18, 2016, 06:54:49 PM
Hypothetically of course.
So you'd make us inhabitants of a Muslim suicide bomber for s***s and giggles?

I would immediately abandon your religion.

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Re: \"If i were a god ........\"
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2016, 07:06:47 PM »
So you'd make us inhabitants of a Muslim suicide bomber for s***s and giggles?
Yes but at the same time I would have the Jihadists reincarnated as effeminate homosexuals. What goes around comes around.

"I would immediately abandon your religion."
That's why religion makes no sense, they have no rational explanation for evil other than God is mysterious.


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Re: \"If i were a god ........\"
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2016, 07:20:10 PM »
Yes but at the same time I would have the Jihadists reincarnated as effeminate homosexuals. What goes around comes around.

"I would immediately abandon your religion."
That's why religion makes no sense, they have no rational explanation for evil other than God is mysterious.
I'm a Deist. Based on some profound personal experiences, I believe something created us then sat back to watch us suffer.

"God" is a sadistic a**hole.

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2016, 04:05:59 AM »
I think we were just an accident of a transcended being

it was probably like this

Random transcended bitch: hey do you have a condom
God:                                no damn it, i forgot to buy new one
Random transcended bitch: Let`s gamble

The story of the beginning of our Universe and it`s existence
We are so insignificant god would`nt even watch us or "God Help Us" interfere.

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Re: "If i were a god ........"
« Reply #45 on: June 20, 2016, 01:27:02 AM »
Riight. Seems like an insanely smart fifteen year old to me.
Aw, thanks.  :azn: